To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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