I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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