are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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