6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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