maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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