Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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