Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
