So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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