She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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