that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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