Dual....:-)
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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