Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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