did you get engaged???
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Randomize
