Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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