dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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