this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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