I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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