Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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