I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
do herpes really smell.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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