So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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