i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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