i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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