Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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