dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Someone shattered a urinal.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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