yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i dont even know how to be here
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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