On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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