my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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