Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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