Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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