I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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