OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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