are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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