nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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This is the high leading the old right now
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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