I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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