Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
there is another microwave in the elevator.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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