Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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