I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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