do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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