question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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