How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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