i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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