I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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