Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
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