Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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