they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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