Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize
