They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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