her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Randomize
