Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize