she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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