dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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