Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
one two three fourrrrnication!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Vodka?
Forever.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Randomize