You really coming over, don't trick.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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