I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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